Sunday, March 1, 2009

On Happiness

What is happiness?

It is,

In rousing music and simple food,

The pristine joys of life to find.

In solitude to find hidden bliss,

And that elusive peace of mind.


To others, merely to do what they always do,

And not what to them they want done to.

To enjoy true company, in joy as well as pain,

To joke and be joked of, in equal forgiving vein.


To be not too careless of friend, or too wary of foe,

And judge a man by effort, not what circumstances bestow.

To be hungry enough each day, to go out, work and earn,

And be loved enough at home, longingly to return.


Money, in just the right regard to hold,

To have enough of it, but not so much to hoard.

To squander not a penny, and spend with utmost care,

And yet for the deprived, always have a little to spare.


To ponder over love, and nurse a bruised heart,

But always to love again, and go over to the start.

To hold love over lust, and yourself above it all,

To hold pride over success, and virtue above all.


To lend yourself, only to causes true,

And promise not in jest, lest a liar of you.

To lose neither heart in defeat, nor modesty in victory,

And be simple in your word, but lofty only in deed.


To excel at sport, to shoot, ride and aim,

And shrug it all away, saying ‘twas just a game.

In hard work all day long, satisfaction to obtain,

And sleep tired at night, without regrets to restrain.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

PUB CULTURE

The next time you hang out with a bunch of guys and girls at a mall or a club or some such place that is quintessentially ‘Modern’, beware. The protectors of Indian culture might just beat the living crap out of you, and for good measure, molest all the females present there. The price you pay for doing something that is not termed ‘Indian culture’ is horrifying. They call it ‘Pub Culture’, and I guess it’s one of the blackest sins conceivable.

If ‘Pub culture’ is so bad, why do the sons and daughters of the MPs who are up in arms against it themselves go to nightclubs etc.? Rahul Gandhi partied all night just a few days after 26/11. Sachin Pilot, Jyotiraditya Scindia, and all these scions are frequent visitors on the night club circuit.

But forget that. Why should it even become an issue? Why should ‘Indian culture’ be thrust on you? Why is so much attention given to such trivialiaties when larger security threats and economic crises abound?

That’s India for you. The land of a glorious past and an asinine present. And a future that vacillates in between.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

But Of Course



But Of Course!

‘But of course!’, said the veiled terrorist,

Don’t you mistake me for a nihilist,

I work by the book, and what God does propose,

I listen, follow, blast, and dispose!

This time around, on the cards is something similar,

If you’re amongst the body count, well, all the more spectacular!


‘But of course!’, said the smiling minister,

We too have plans for the sinister.

But this time around, the plan was wrong,

They fooled us all, and we played along.

Next time you’ll see the plan get bigger and better,

We’ll catch them all, hook line and sinker!


‘But of course!’, said the leader, I too am tough,

And I will proclaim with fury; ‘we’ve had enough’,

But this time around, other pressures force,

And obligations arise, and veer me off course,

Just once more, let me sound like jelly,

I’ll be firm next time, just wait and see!


'But of course!' said the policeman,

I’m perennially prepared for action,

They say I’m stern, agile and dashing,

My cherubic convexity notwithstanding.

But when disaster struck, I was off duty,

So it really isn’t my fault, blame him, not me!


'But of course!' said the citizen,

I won’t let any such atrocities happen,

For scandals I expose, and leaders I denounce,

With startling venom their misdeeds I announce,

If an allegation was a penny, and a blame was a pound,

Wouldn’t millionaires in every Indian street be found?


'But of course!', said all of them in chorus,

We’re a good team, we forecast and we focus,

We plan and we execute, and we in virtue we outclass.

So blame the system not us, why are you so biased?

We have more plans to make, and duties to tend,

And the ravages of bygone disasters to mend!


Of all things in this country senseless and inane,

Of all things corrupt, rotten and profane,

Is the word system, and the use of it in vain,

As if it’s an entity, like the weather to transform,

From good to bad on its own, to fail and perform.

The system won’t change, so get ready for the next bomb!


Monday, December 1, 2008

So Like Us

People, things, and in general, circumstances never change. I realized this after watching the horror and drama unfold in my city over the past week. I say this , because I have also realized the following things: (Not a word below is false)

IT IS...

1. So like the terrorists to strike again. Trust them to never let a dull moment go by.

2. So like the metal detectors and other security measures to be completely redundant and useless when they were needed the most.

3. So like our system, to arm the railway police with merely Lathis, as a consequence of which they were among the first to run away when the carnage at CST station began.

4. So like our system again, to have NSGs only in Delhi.

5. So like our system to have the plane to carry them stationed in Chandigarh at that time, and so like that plane to need refueling at that moment, all of which resulted in a delay of 10 hours between the terrorist strike and the NSG operation commencement.

6. So like our politicians to pounce on the tragedy and play a game of oneupmanship. It is so like the BJP to allege now, and so like the Congress to refute.

7. So like our intelligence to have slept over a bulk of information that it had received over the past few months, pointing to exactly this kind of attack.

8. So like RR Patil, Mah Dty CM, to say "Small things like this tend to happen in big cities like ours. They had planned to kill at least 5000, so by those standards, we did pretty well." to the press.

9. So like his office to call and plead with the media not to broadcast that clip.

10. So like our media to ensure that was the first thing they broadcasted in glowing neon "BREAKING NEWS: RR PATIL: says..." font.

11. So like Pakistan to act all surprised and shocked, and sport a "Who Dunnit?" attitude. Yeah right. You bastards.

12. So like Manmohan Singh to sound like an economist even while delivering a speech to the world immediately after the attacks.

13. So like the Congress to take purely reactionary measures now, and sack incompetent fools. Like they had to wait for so long , and for such a failure to gauge the competence levels of their officers.

14. So like the NSG commandos to quietly finish the job and leave with minimum fuss. It is modesty that reveals greatness.

15. So like our system once again, to treat the families of those killed in the Taj/Oberoi with utmost respect, and have senior officers escort them to the morgue. At the same time, the kith and kin of those dead on the CST platform had to wait, or run from pillar to post for close to 48 hours for a chance to see their dead.

16. So like the media to have a field day and bring us live coverage of the gunfight. Like it were a cricket match.

17. So like the abysmal state of the coast guard to be discovered now. Now.

18. So like us to keep saying crap like 'spirit of the city' and 'resilient Mumbai'. Resilient my butt. You and I could be amongst the mangled bodies shown on television next time.

19. So like the media to ape the west in this hour of grief too, by labeling that day as "India's 9/11". It is one thing to call our film industry Bollywood. But to call 26th Nov "India's 9/11"? Grow up guys.

20. So like Raj Thakeray to do a disappearing act now. MNS commandos to the rescue anyone?

21. So like us to realize, in hindsight again, how petty his politics of North Indian v/s Marathi manoos really is.

22. So like them, no doubt to prepare for another strike.

23. So like us to be engrossed in the blame game again.

24. So like life in India to go on as always.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The peddler of words

(A tribute to the great poets of yore)

The Peddler of Words

With wisdom quotidian, and knowledge none too vast;

With brawns pedestrian, and courage always short;

With penury as my bride, and darkness for a friend,

With aloofness as a habit, on no mortal I depend.

With manner hardly kingly, and riches none to give,

With nothing worth of mention, an obscure life I live.

Scoffing fellowmen hold me in poor regard,

Oh lonely dreamer, what are you but an upstart!



But there is something of a divine light,

In what I do by the dead of the night.

A daytime squandered and badly spent,

To acquire by nightfall an angelic bent,

To sit with frenzied papers at my table,

To pen down poem, story and fable;

A head full of ideas, a heart light like spring;

Oh slumbering fools, now the upstart is the king!

Delirious and inspired, I go on to write,

Reveling and marveling into the night!



Laughing at my humor, you rejoice in glee,

And burst into tears at my crafted tragedy,

My heroes they inspire, and my demons they scare,

My villains you hate, and for my orphans you care!

This world of no God’s, but of an upstart’s alone,

I change your life, all from my dark little home.

But I aspire not riches, those are not for me,

For a mere peddler of words is all I want to be!


Friday, November 21, 2008

Metamorphosis

Another poem from 2004. One of my favorites. It depicts good old fashioned possessive love. Probably unfit today, in these times of flirting, sms love and coffee shop romance. But truly one of my most special ones.


Metamorphosis

You, always the incandescent princess,
Oh so glamorous, all very glitzy,
Me, the idiot, forever obsessed,
With you, but truth I can never see,
That you and I, are just not meant to be.
Try as I might, I can never be your kind.

Pick me, throw me, just take me for granted,
For am I not your shadow, your footsteps;
Always there, yet totally ignored?
Soon, we shall part though, as the future beckons,
Surely, into your bright world you shall disappear,
Leaving me to grope somehow, for my destiny.

But all this while, you failed to realize,
A lurking intelligence behind my dull eyes;
A will that strengthens with the darkening of the skies,
A longing, a hunger, to escape from this life;
A desire to be someone better, stronger, and bigger,
A confidence that knows its possible. And it is too.

Some years later, your life I shall enter-
No longer the shadow, no longer the coward,
And charmingly swipe you off your feet,
To carry you into the night skies above.
Long lonely years spent waiting for this moment,
Knowing, though that no price is too high for love.

So I bide my time, for someday you shall be mine,
And I know my someday is never too far away,
So my lady, don't ever think you have seen the last of me,
For I shall return, once my metamorphosis is complete.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Soldier In me


This is a poem I wrote sometime in 2004. It is raw, but I like it still, for it evinces my admiration and love for the soldiers of our land.

The Soldier In Me


Not too long ago, I was a body with no soul,
A wanderer without purpose, without a goal.
A scorned, unwanted and unhappy life I led,
Sometimes wishing I could just drop dead.
Society branded me a misfit and they laughed-
They laughed at me, and how they laughed!

Now at my country's border I stand,
Tri-colour on my chest and rifle in hand.
And finally in my life, purpose I can see.
Till I collapse and my last breath deserts me,
My motherland I shall guard, for I love her,
Yes, this is the new me, me the soldier.

Sometimes, even now, their laughter I can hear;
"He just wanted to run away", they mockingly leer.
But then, "Do not look back", the soldier in me says;
A soldier has no past, he only looks onward always.
Besides, a noble job I have, that of protecting
A billion brothers, oh what a thing to do for a living!

On some nights, when in a lonely bunker I lie,
A skeptical voice within asks, "What if I die?"
But the soldier in me always rises to reply,
'Worthy is the man who dies for a cause,
And an entire nation shall mourn his loss'.
And in that reply, my salvation I find.